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Tuesday, 30 August 2011

25 random things about me

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...... This is really really random. Honestly, I don 't know where it's coming from, I don't know where its heading, I don't know why I'm writing it.... But at least I know that I have decided to talk about myself today. Its just going to be all about me,. To be truthful, I am not really sure that there are up to 25 things to say about me. That's how unprepared I am for this........ I am still hoping I don't get stuck in the middle sha. Let's see how it goes tho' (I will not tell you if I am a virgin or not sha) lol

  1. I am very weird and I have the weirdest of thoughts and beliefs.
  2. I believe whoever invented schooling should be killed. I hate reading, and I could be very very unserious. But somehow I always pass my exams. Maybe not excellently, but at least I don't fail
  3. I am very lazy, I can sleep for Africa.
  4. Everything about me is disorganised. I never have a time table for anything. And everything I do is last minute. 
  5. I am very friendly and playful. I talk to and become friends with almost anyone that comes my way.
  6. I grew up as a tomboy, loved sneakers, big tops, and boyish things. my being a girly girl today is my mum's fault. lol
  7. I have a  big fat girl clique now..... 
  8. They don't call me Izzy for nothing, I love to enjoy life and I take everything easy. hence Izzy. 
  9. I talk a whole lot and I love to be noticed.
  10. I love to sing but I don't sing well.
  11. I hate the colour yellow
  12. I notice, record, process and judge as much as I talk too (if not more) and I am sharper than a lot of people know, I am full of surprises.
  13. I used to eat a lot, I was actually called 'dustbin' in my house. I ate everyone's left over 
  14. I like indomie a whole lot. I have betrayed my siblings countless times for it. *covers face*. If it could pay my bills, I probably would have married it.
  15. I don't like colourful food. Thats why I don't eat salads
  16. I love the blackest food on earth a whole lot too AMALA!!!!!! 
  17. My favourite body part is my legs, they are thin, long, fair and straight. 
  18. I love short skirts, they help me flaunt my legs :D
  19. I am very stubborn, I hate being told what to do
  20. Once upon a time, I liked fair guys........
  21. I am not so sure I believe in marriage just yet
  22. I once had a crush on my teacher in secondary school.
  23. I am much younger than I look and act
  24. Sometimes when no one is watching, I speak to myself, act out a role in front of a mirror, or even do a catwalk.
  25. I am a happy and lovely young woman. I love me and I hope u love me 2. 
And  Ouch! 26. This is what I look like. lol
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Sunday, 14 August 2011

If I were you...

You are a girl, you're beautiful, intelligent, sexy, attractive, lively, funny, friendly, witty, charming and hardworking. You have a good heart, you love God and you love others. But you don't know what you have. You think low of yourself, you're insecure, you hate your life, and you think it sucks.

If I were you,
I'll look in the mirror every morning and tell myself I'm beautiful. I'll wear a smile all the time and tell myself life is beautiful. Whether I get smile or a frown in return will not matter. Afterall it takes more from me to frown than  to smile. I'll love myself and be happy. Afterall happiness is good food for the soul. I'll channel my energy into positive things and thoughts. I'll do the things that make me happy, I'll be selfless. I'll be a good friend, daughter, sister, neighbour and whatever. In words and in actions, I'll be a lady. I'll be myself and not envy anyone's life. They're probably more screwed than I'll ever know.

I'll never look down on myself or call myself ugly because anyone thinks so. I'll not let friends or enemies dictate the pace of my life. I'll not do anything because anyone is doing it. What if I'm not supposed to? I'll not wear anything because others are wearing it. What if it doesn't suit me? I'll not bear grudges. They'll only add to my weight. I'll not go out of my way to stay stick-thin. I'll not stick my fingers down my throat after my food. What if I fall ill? I'll not wear six-inch high stilletoes when am more comfortable in sneakers. What if I fall? I'll not wear 10 layers of make-up everyday. I don't see the need. I'll not seek attention at all costs. I'll not wear the skimpiest clothes or speak loudly or unnecessarily. It communicates insecurity and low self-esteem. I'll not make out with lots and lots of guys. I don't see what I stand to gain. I'll not have sex for material gains or favours. I'll not sleep with my boss for recommendation. Why don't I do my work and hope he is pleased? I won't sleep with my dad's age mate for a black berry torch or brazillian hair. I'll never be desperate for anything. Or better still, I'll never show my desperation to people. They are likely to take advantage of me. I'll not live by anyone's standards. I have mine!

I'll never ever forget that I'm me. Living like someone else will never take away my problems. It'll only increase them. This is what I'll do if I were you. But I'm not you, I'm me. I don't want to be you. It sucks to be you. I hate your life. I love mine. It sucks to be you. So I just want to be one thing>>>>>> ME!!!!